A match took place the other day
Between two sides of fate
It wasn’t on the tele
Cause they didn’t know the date
Eleven cranky demons
With satan in their goal
Were up against the Christians
With Jesus saving souls.
The game kicked off, the demons surged
And almost scored a goal
The Christians bound the inside left
Who tripped up on a mole
The holy brethren got the soul
And up the pitch they ran
Several demons in the way
And one went for his man.
He tripped the player in the box
A penalty was given
The soul was placed upon the spot
At satan he was driven
The devil dived unto his left
The soul went to his right
And joined the throng of heavenly host
To cheers of ‘That was tight `.
So when you’re walking in The Light
Along the narrow way
And satans’ trying to pull you off
By means of foulest play
Remember that you have the power
To tell him where to go
Continue looking to The Light
And reach your heavenly goal.